1. "Even if we’re married for 23 years,
    I still want you to flirt with me."
    — A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

    (via r1pp1ng-my-he4rt)

     
  2. (Source: vanillish, via asian)

     

  3. trust:

    thick thighs because chicken fries

    (Source: trust, via psychodelic-mess)

     
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  5. bunny-banana:

    dankleaf:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    image

    ????

    NOBODY SAY A WORD

    (Source: mellssa, via r1pp1ng-my-he4rt)

     

  6. braiker:

    bethrevis:

    US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

    Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

    funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

    (via tornbetweentwoworlds)

     

  7. soufflesandbowties:

    50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

    (via hate)

     

  8. ispankmyturtle:

    why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

    (via joshpeck)

     

  9. nedsseveredhead:

    I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

    (via anabundanceoffeelings)

     
  10. rlyhigh:

    this is trippy

    (via psychodelic-mess)

     
  11. bricesander:

    Me on the phone.

    (via tornbetweentwoworlds)

     

  12. unfollovving:

    themonsterwithoutaname:

    ladymalchav:

    coluring:

    coluring:

    unfollovving:

    Coke is so much better without bubbles

    What is wrong with you?

    HE DOESN’T MEAN IT BUBBLES

    image

    isn’t Bubbles a little young to be doing coke?

    fucking Christ

    What happened to my post

    (via tornbetweentwoworlds)

     
  13. (Source: yungtapioca, via cartel)

     
  14. supitskari:

    sandandglass:

    Source

    "he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it"

    (via explodes-into-space)

     

  15. guy:

    when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

    image

    (Source: guy, via r1pp1ng-my-he4rt)