1. menthuthuyoupi:

    you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

    (via umbrhella)

     
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  3. aschoolgirlcrush:

    my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

    (via cartel)

     

  4. you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

    (Source: marimopet, via fatwink)

     
  5. hellstarfantasy:

    just let him have the pizza

    (Source: chosen-undead, via covocal)

     
  6. likeafieldmouse:

    James L. - Lenticular Clouds Over Mt. Rainier (2004)

    (via internetwhore)

     
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  8. ilikcheez:

    xaldien:

    chubbymon:

    madmaxinabox:

    The Wrath of Molly Weasley

    Anyone notice the colour of the first spell?

    Molly aimed for the Killing Curse.

    image

    (via doctorrazgriz13)

     

  9. mellowminty:

    i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

    (Source: mellowminty, via darthbedelia)

     
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  11. terezi-owns2:

    THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

    (Source: terezisprite2, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

     
  12. theymaythinkimcrazy:

    THIS IS SO CUTE

    (via doctorrazgriz13)

     

  13. broadway-aradia:

    i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

    (Source: seven-lilies, via contort)

     

  14. tardiscrash:

    crowley-for-king:

    to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

    The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

    Have you ever seen two nerds together?

    HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

    Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

    Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

    (Source: fucksebastianstan, via cartel)

     
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